wviloveu asked: omfg. your blog! im literally dying reading through your posts! I swear every girl named Allie isn't a friggin psycho!
I agree!
I agree!
Ahhh… Ty!
I was cleaning out my car today when I found this lodged under the passenger side seat. My roommate and I made this list in the car, as we were driving to Orlando one day. This was while me and her were still together, and I was contemplating the relationship. Thus… The list…

=) Ty!
This insightful message was sent to my roommate’s Facebook at 3 a.m. The first sentence says it all… “wondering why I’m emailing you u but”.

Ty!
Lol!
A fan favorite!


So cute and innocent before I get the fury. I imagine this is the face she makes as she’s making these calls.

Much appreciated! =)
Ty! I want most people to realize i’m not really doing this for myself anymore, but for everyone who has ever had an ex like this, and felt these emotions!
This is a compilation of over 20 different voicemails from her. Not yet at the final stage of the grieving process…

Yes, it’s exactly what it looks like… A twelve page love letter, sent to my mother’s house, hearts on each page with little fortune-cookie like quotations on the inside, and sealed with a kiss mark. And I thought her texting was bad…

= Minimum

= Embarrassed

= Insensitive

What?

Knock yourself out.

LOL…Yeah it does…

Oh, I get it. A heart inside of a heart. That’s deep.
Lol they call me the Anti-Love Doctor!