wviloveu asked: omfg. your blog! im literally dying reading through your posts! I swear every girl named Allie isn't a friggin psycho!

I agree!

pine-tree-state-dudecore-deacti asked: I think this may be the single greatest blog on tumblr yet. I applaud you for your patience haha

Ahhh… Ty!

The list…

I was cleaning out my car today when I found this lodged under the passenger side seat. My roommate and I made this list in the car, as we were driving to Orlando one day. This was while me and her were still together, and I was contemplating the relationship. Thus… The list…

flazome-twinks asked: OMFG your blog is fucking amazing! AHAHAHA! I don't know how you are dealing with that but good on you LOL! I just went through your blog and I couldn't stop laughing.

=) Ty!

My poor roommate’s turn…

This insightful message was sent to my roommate’s Facebook at 3 a.m. The first sentence says it all… “wondering why I’m emailing you u but”.

steez-ee-deactivated20111008-de asked: I fucking love this fucking blog. I rant on my ex periodically and I'm pissed I didn't do this first. Keep up the good motherfucking work Jon Rose.

Ty!

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Never again…

sempiternalty asked: Before your blog my life was like a string less balloon bouncing around with no direction. So thank you :D

Lol!

something-worth-livingfor asked: My favorite part about the crazy ex is her horrible grammar >.<

A fan favorite! 

Dedication…

So cute and innocent before I get the fury. I imagine this is the face she makes as she’s making these calls.

lavidanocturna asked: I have no questions...I just love you Jon Rose! I will be advertising your blog on my facebook! Namaste (bows head)

Much appreciated! =)

cantstopmyshinexox asked: I really do love your blog. You inspire me, I know how you feel about the crazy ex crap. Lol thanks, you make my day (:

-- Cara.

Ty! I want most people to realize i’m not really doing this for myself anymore, but for everyone who has ever had an ex like this, and felt these emotions!

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This is a compilation of over 20 different voicemails from her. Not yet at the final stage of the grieving process…

Yes, it’s exactly what it looks like… A twelve page love letter, sent to my mother’s house, hearts on each page with little fortune-cookie like quotations on the inside, and sealed with a kiss mark. And I thought her texting was bad…

= Minimum

= Embarrassed

= Insensitive

What?

Knock yourself out.

LOL…Yeah it does…

Oh, I get it. A heart inside of a heart. That’s deep.

alexis0629 asked: Hahahaha, My boyfriend just broke up with me.. And after reading this..
I know what I never want to become!
Your blog has brought me joy in my time of depression :)
Thank you

Lol they call me the Anti-Love Doctor!